Sam Sykes
Editor-in-Chief
When Sam isn’t video chatting his grandson, he can usually be found playing Mahjong at the local library. His friends are Ruth, Ethel, and Myrtle. But to be totally honest, Ethel is kind of a bitch and he just hangs out with her because she is married to Rose’s brother.
Animals Are So Smart ~ 03/28/2025
Hey Punks, It's Over! ~ 03/18/25
I Was Right... Again ~ 03/07/25
Inventions Of Color ~ 02/26/25
Guilt By Non-Capitulation Pt.2 ~ 02/21/25
Guilt By Non-Capitulation Pt. 1 ~ 02/13/25
Empowered Young Women Quit Life ~ 02/11/25
The War Against The Beauteous ~ 01/31/25
I Hate That I Love It ~ 01/29/25
Rescuing Professional Boxing ~ 01/22/25
An Ode To The Villains Pt. 2 ~ 01/16/2025
An Ode To The Villains Pt.1
The 1st Annual Riot Club Awards
The Winners Of 2024
Motherhood Methadone
Philadelphisms PART TWO
Phillyisms
17 Reason Why You're Low IQ
You'rewelcomesgiving
The World Is Not Enough Pt. 2
9 Things About Guys
The World Is Not Enough Pt. 1
Bullying: An Effective Tool
America Rules And The World Sucks
A Big Bowl Of Slop
A License To Live
A Most Useless Vice
Riot Club's Project 2025
#FreeEric
2050 In A Glimpse
12 Points Of Poison
The Realest Of All Jobs
1st-Team All-Party
Risky Roasting
Doomsday Dockworkers
Maximum PrEParedness
My International Bucket List
The Car Buying Guide
Inflation Vacations
Labor Day Losing
I Would Eat A Person
Affluent Co-Opting
The Fakest Of All Jobs
Gloriously Bad Behavior
Leave Pete Alone, Babe
Whores And Bastards
Big Tech's Warning Shot
Shut Up Serena, You Dumb Bitch!
Bums Killed The Automat
Kill All Pit Bulls!
Partygoer's Guide to The Fourth of July
Nashville Sucks Balls