Adopt Don’t Shop Is Virtue Signaling Stupidity

The only reason to ‘rescue’ a dog is because you can’t afford a normal well-bred puppy with purebred papers. These mystery dogs with unclear (and most likely neglectful pasts) do not need to be in your house around your children, they need to be killed. In some ways it’s like buying a used car. It’s clearly not as good or safe as a new model, but hell, it was cheap enough. There is no debate that the 2011 shitbox with 140,000 miles on it is, very clearly, not as good as any new car off the factory floor. At least with cars you don’t have to worry about it making its way into a baby’s crib like our four-legged friends.

Even worse is the foster dog bullshit. It’s just so fucking retarded. You take in a dog that is totally fucked up, violent, and crazy with the expectation that you can somehow change him. Nope. You can MAYBE curb some of the little behavioral problems like pissing on the floor or snapping during feeding, but ultimately these animals have a laundry list of problems too long to correct.

HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU!

Let’s get this straight. Your dog (rescue, breeder, or whatever else) does not love you, think you are funny, understand you, miss you when you go away, or really give a fuck about you at all. Dogs used to be helpful workers, but since western life has gotten incredibly easy over the last 100 years or so, they’ve been warped into little buddies. It’s fine to own a dog, after all, some people need companionship, but dogs are still PAID to be there.

A hooker does not want to suck your dick, it’s her job. A service. A simple exchange. She doesn't love you. A waiter doesn’t want to give you menu recommendations or refill your beer, he’s paid to be there and act friendly. But he’s not your friend. The smiling, peppy hotel receptionist is not excited that you’ve chosen to visit her city. Shit, she doesn’t even own the hotel, but she gives you a polite smile because she’s making a couple of bucks. The examples are endless, but the message is simple. The dog is your employee (really more of a slave), he trades affection for food, water, and shelter. We cut their balls off and rip out their uteruses because their sex lives belong to us. If they do manage to reproduce, we steal their children and sell them to other masters.

Pit bulls are the worst kind of employee. They have only a few responsibilities and they are terribly inconsistent and disappointing. A dog’s job description requires generally good behavior and friendliness with little or no room for wanton violence. Especially against children. Pit bulls should be fired, effective immediately.

Anecdotal Evidence

I always hear the same bullshit, “I have a pit bull and he’s the best!”, “My cousin’s pitty is such a sweet girl”, and “My kids love Koda (always a killer name, never ‘fluffy’ or ‘spot”) and he loves them right back”. I’m sure there are nice pit bulls, but the fact is they are genetically designed for violence. It’s just not a risk anyone should take around their family. The data backs this, pit bulls and mixes (mix is a fancy word for extra shitty pit bull) are responsible for the majority of attacks, especially fatal ones. 

I decided to compile a list of dog attacks below. In this list, I simply write the first attack that comes up when I search “Pit bull attack [state]”. This DOES NOT work with any other breed and don’t give me any of that ‘media bias’ shit. If anything, the media hides stories and suppresses data on pitbulls. They do not amplify it.

Here’s a list of incidents from all 50 states. So many of these examples are dogs that were treated like royalty, not abused, and (according to their owners) never showed signs of aggression. Every attack on this list (except Missouri) are from the last year or two:

• Alabama: Beau, 4, killed by Olde English Bulldogge (bully breed).

• Alaska: Carla Jo Fargo and her Chesapeake Bay Retriever maimed by a pit bull.

• Arizona: Desmond, 2, maimed by a pit bull. Required facial plastic surgery.

• Arkansas: Jeane Bennett, 93, killed by three pit bulls. 

• California: Dominic Cooper, 35, mauled and partially eaten by 13 pit bulls.

• Colorado: A woman, 89 and grandson, 12, attacked by multiple pit bulls. Grandmother killed and grandson injured. 

• Connecticut: Boy, 1 killed by a dalmatian pit bull mix. 

• Delaware: Girl, 12, maimed and hospitalized by a pit bull.

• Florida: 3 pit bulls cause 3k in damage to a car after going fucking crazy to get the cat hiding inside. 

• Georgia: Justin, 11, almost killed after three pit bulls hunted him while he rode his bike.

• Hawaii: Boy, 8, attacked while walking his bike down the street with a friend.

• Idaho: Two Adults, maimed by their 120-pound pit bull. They stabbed the dog several times, but it failed to thwart the attack. 

• Illinois: 3 injured trying to break up a pit bull fight; tasers, bullets and a fire extinguisher were deployed.

• Indiana: Woman, 89, killed by a pit bull.

• Iowa: Mother loses both legs and requires multiple surgeries, including facial reconstruction, after 3 pit bulls attack. 

• Kansas: Three dachshunds killed by a pit bull.

• Kentucky: Deaf and mute woman maimed by a pit bull. 

• Louisiana: Sadie, 7, killed by a neighbor’s pit bull while she was playing outside.

• Maine: Lily, 6, received 1000 stitches in her face after an 11-hour surgery following a pit bull attack.

• Maryland: Two stray pit bulls attacked three people in Baltimore, killing one. 

• Massachusetts: Child, 2, airlifted to hospital after attack.

• Michigan: Man, 40, killed by family pit-bull mix.

• Minnesota: Mom and her two young children attacked by two pit bulls. Mother was severely injured.

• Mississippi: Woman, 37, has legs ripped to shreds after a random pit bull attack.

• Missouri: A little older, 2022, but very notable. 21 people, mainly teachers and students, are injured after two pit bulls escape their owner and ravage a school playground. 

• Montana: Man severely injured by pit bull while taking out the trash.

• Nebraska: Lillianna, 4, severely injured and scalped by cane corso mix.

• Nevada: Boy, 4, maimed by three pit bulls. One of the few examples where multiple dogs do not result in a fatal attack.

• New Hampshire: 14-year-old girl is attacked by multiple mixes while jogging.

• New Jersey: 3-month-old killed by family pit bull.

• New Mexico: Man killed by pit bull mutts.

• New York: Kaheem Robinson, 41, bled to death after a pit bull pierces his jugular.

• North Carolina: A mother and her 12-year-old son were attacked and severely injured after 4 pit bulls attacked. As it turns out, a 66-year-old man was also attacked earlier in the day but failed to report until after hearing of the second attack.

• North Dakota: A woman and her dog were injured with her other dog dying in an attack by two rottweilers (bully breed).

• Ohio: Girl, 11, maimed by multiple pit bulls.

• Oklahoma: A neighbor’s pit bull maimed a boy, 1, while he was playing outside.

• Oregon: 3 people mauled in downtown Portland by a pit bull.

• Pennsylvania: Honestly, just google “Philly pit bull attack”, there are too many examples to count.

• Rhode Island: A pit bull attacked and began eating another dog in a Providence apartment building.

• South Carolina: Kyleen Waltman, a mother of three, lost both her arms (among other injuries) after pit bulls attack.

• South Dakota: Woman, 55, seriously injured by four pit bulls.

• Tennessee: Kristie Jane Bennard, 30, was seriously injured by two family pit bulls that, apparently, never showed any signs of aggression. And, by the way, her 5-month-old son and two-year-old daughter were killed in the attack. Horrible and avoidable tragedy. 

• Texas: A pregnant woman and her two children were attacked by a pit bull in Fort Worth. She sustained several injuries. A heroic good samaritan was also injured defending the mother. 

• Utah: A pack of seven pit bulls mauled and killed a 63-year-old woman.

• Vermont: Girl, 5, required stitches to her face after a pitbull mix attack.

• Virginia: Woman mauled to death by three pit bulls. 

• Washington: Girl, 8, killed by a single pit bull.

• West Virginia: A man that fell unconscious during a medical emergency was mauled and killed by his pit bull.

• Wisconsin: A woman, 35, was killed after defending her 4-year-old from an attack by the family pit bull.

• Wyoming: Man attacked by three pit bulls while delivering food to a friend.

Treat Dogs Well

All of this is not to say owner’s are not responsible for their dogs behavior, and that genetics are purely to blame. Dogs, like all pets, should be treated well and fair when it comes to discipline and training. No one denies that abusive dog owners will inevitably create aggressive dogs of any breed, but the fact remains, pit bulls are just too inherently dangerous. They need to be banned.