An Ode To The Villains Pt.2
Sam Sykes ~ 01/16/2024
THIS IS A CONTINUATION OF PART ONE FOUND HERE
The College Admissions Scandal Parents
The college admissions scandal is a joke. Operation Varsity Blues was a federal investigation that took place for the majority of the 2010s where a bunch of wealthy people essentially paid, in some shape or form, to get their children admitted into competitive programs. It was fun to watch boomer parents get upset that the perception of fairness was under attack. They would complain about how wrong it was to pay your child’s way in, but god knows they would do the same fucking thing if they could afford to. The outrage was not because the very wealthy parents had cheated, it was because they cheated more than the image-obsessed boomers could afford to.
Who cares if they paid their ways in? Is it any different than using wealth to shelter a child from reality, never being forced to work, and PAYING for a shitload of academic support? The upper-middle class parents upset by this do everything they can and spare no expense giving their child an edge in admissions. At least the Varsity Blues parents were more straightforward about their cheating.
O.J. Simpson
I really tried to defend him here, but wow, it might not be possible. Everything I wrote was completely overshadowed by him being a piece of shit.
Lance Armstrong
I’ve always been a fan of doping and steroids. First of all, you’re allowed to consume some performance-enhancing drugs, but not all? There are some weird lines drawn in the sand, to say the least. Second, don’t we want athletes to be performing at the absolute peak of human ability? Sports is really about entertainment, people love to watch amazon physical feats accomplished, so why not have them be awesome.
The Enhanced Games are slated to start within the next year. A sort of mock-olympics where athletes will not be tested for any PEDs. The games intend to break as many world records as possible in swimming, running, and so on. It also provides a pathway for athletes to prolong their careers and earn an income for their families. Sounds like a great idea to me.
This is a very roundabout way to get to Lance Armstrong. Yes, he broke the rules, but worse yet, he got caught. It’s awesome having an American go out and win a shit ton of international contests and I don’t care if he took PEDs. Why not have the sport be a little more interesting? He may have apologized publicly, but I’d bet money he’d do it again in a heartbeat.
Monica Lewinsky
She’s really caught a ton of shit over the years from both sides of the aisle. The woman that fucked Bill Clinton and triggered his impeachment is really one of the most hated women. Women hate her because they’re jealous, and men hate her because they have to act like Bill didn’t do the coolest thing ever. Getting a blowjob in the Oval Office is badass, I don’t care what anyone says. And who can blame Bill? I don’t think Hillary is the most passionate lover with her cold heart and dead eyes. Monica, you rule, and the one thing a president should be entitled to is unlimited blowjobs.
Rachel Dolezal
If you’re a dude that wants to dominate chicks at athletics, all you have to do is grow your hair long and say you’re a woman. That’s all. I would expect a little more effort for someone trying to leave a gender, but society bears no standards.
That being said, the former president of the Spokane chapter of the NAACP, Rachel Dolezal, was outed as white woman in 2015 and that about ended her time as a black person in America. But, like the tranny we talked about before, shouldn’t Rachel be allowed to determine her own race based on how she feels. She surely did more to look the part and become black than most men transitioning to female. Who are we to tell her who she is?
Dr. Seuss
Theodor Geisel, better known as Dr. Seuss, has taken quite a bit of heat in recent years. A lifelong Lutheran, Geisel was a fierce fighter against anti-semitism and a self-proclaimed liberal democrat supporting FDR and the New Deal. During WW2 he drew many political cartoons criticizing our enemies. Of course his depiction of the Japanese has been criticized heavily, and if they were drawn today, I would get the pushback. But they were killing Americans and torturing us in camps. He also drew cartoons criticizing fascism and Hitler during that time, but I guess it doesn’t matter how much you do right, the mob will always find something wrong…
