A Big Bowl Of Slop
Sam Sykes ~ 10/31/2024
In the western world, especially somewhere as propagandized as America, people often hold opinions based solely on whatever the last beta-cuck expert told them to believe. “Slop” is the term I prefer to use to describe the “facts” and content that is shoved down our throats all day. The reality is, most people willingly eat up the trash, proud dunce-soldiers in the great retardation revolution.
“Drinking isn’t cool”
Booze is an easy one to tackle first. Always under attack as the worst thing you can put in your body, “Alcohol kills more people than weed”, says the pothead with the shitty tattoos, nose ring, and baggy stoner pants. Drinking is the best, and the water-guzzling teetotalers pushing therapy and yoga may be representatives of modern masculinity, but they also think chicks should vote and men should dominate ladies olympic boxing. A real man gets crazy wasted and still gets up in the morning to work his ass off. As the old adage goes “Party with the boys, wake up with the men”. Do you think the hungover coal miners, cowboys, or oil riggers that built America needed to take a mental health day and have a therapy session after a night of boozing? The only groups that really don’t drink at all are the Amish and Muslims. Unless you like riding your horse and buggy to your suicide bombing, abstinence may not be for you. It’s the lubricant of society, the elixir that draws us all to the watering hole, “where everybody knows your name”.
Boys will be Boys <Oppressed and Drugged
Boys will be boys may be dead. It’s definitely dead in the pompous, academic, pussified American northeast. Fighting has not just been entirely outlawed for schoolchildren, but the penalties are incredibly harsh. The schools today have even started to go after the good ol’ parking lot fights. Any fight caught on camera between two students, even if they were off school grounds and time, is an immediate suspension. They hate boys. Maybe because the “men” working in schools were the nerds and losers of their generation, and are hyper sensitive to any boy with a little too much energy or pre-masculinity. There’s a reason boys are diagnosed with “Autism” at four times the rate of girls. Boys don't fit into the boundaries of “Sit down! And shut the fuck up!” for eight hours a day, everyday.
There was a time not so long ago, before school shootings, where you could bring your rifle to school for the marksmen club after class. A time where a healthy outlet of fist-fighting was not encouraged, but tolerated and necessary. When anger was not repressed to the point of mass violence, but small and manageable outbursts. Now, any sign of rambunctiousness and the boy is sent right to the school psychologist for unsolicited evaluation. Best case scenario they strongly recommend (basically threaten) adderall or some other form of meth, worst case, they convince him to cut his dick off altogether. Nip him in the proverbial bud.
Old Chicks Are Actually Gods
In Vitro Fertilization (More commonly known as IVF) may be a very bad thing. Putting aside the religious arguments or how unethical Mengele-esque creation, termination, and manipulation of life can be, IVF has really opened the door for old people to become parents. Becoming first-time parents at 40 should be considered ill-advised, and definitely not encouraged. IVF doesn’t create families, it skips over the orphaned kids of America, so some middle-aged slut that finally decided to settle down with her 50-year-old cuck husband can make a designer baby. The handpicked kid will go great with the new Louis bag and Porsche Cayenne. Take some pics for the ‘Gram and dump that baby on the nannies. A huge population of the next generation will be these nanny-raised, video-gaming weirdos with huge heads and trust issues. From 1970 to 2020 (50 years), the average age of the American mother has gone from 21.4 to 27.1 years old. I’m sure the modern woman is making good use of those 6 years, managing social media accounts and sluttin’ it up, good job ladies.
If Shakespeare called those born by C-section “none of woman born…”, then what the fuck would he call IVF?
Charitable Virtue Signaling
Charity in the traditional and local sense has a wholesome and truly helpful meaning behind it, and for the most part, it checks out. On the other hand, America has these huge conglomerates that while they help people to the minimum, they still have executives making millions of dollars in donated money. A lot of charity is about promoting “awareness” over conducting research or providing support. I won’t call anyone out specifically because I don’t wanna get sued, but you know who they are, the big ones. If you ever wanna be a REAL rich guy, start a charity, you can run it from your yacht.
The Great Cash Shredder
College is one of the biggest scams around, especially for men. Parents will gladly sacrifice their child’s financial future for the sake of societal standing. In our modern world, there can only be one answer to “What is Joey up to after graduation”... College. Nevermind that the dropout rate for men is nearly 60%, any other post-highschool path is for the lesser-thans. Blue collar workers and soldiers are just retarded losers to the college pushers. The propaganda surrounding the “college is the only way” narrative has been one of the most effective ever. Banks have managed to enlist every 18-year-old in America and set them up with tens of thousands of dollars in college debt. A great way to start off on the journey of life.
SLOP
Men are stupid. Women are stronger than men. Don’t socialize. Stay home. Stay alone. Watch TV. Watch porn. Don’t exercise. Go to therapy. Guns are bad. Don't fight. Jokes are mean. #girlboss. Eat more garbage. Wear pajamas. I hate mondays. “When’s the next Marvel movie coming out?”. Never move out. Pay teachers more. Play video games. Wear crocs. Slop.
