Whores and Bastards
The War On Biden, Trump, Jerry Jones, And All Men Worth A Damn
Sam Sykes ~ 07/24/2024
Donald Trump and Joe Biden have something in common. They have both been viciously punished for their own, or their families, sexual history. They have paid far too much reputationally and financially. They never would have been attacked or acknowledged in this way if it were not for the power and wealth they possess. Society seems determined to take power from these men and hand it off to whores and bastards. No matter how you feel about Trump or Biden, it’s not right the way they and their families are being treated by the media and the courts.
I’ll get to the presidents later, but Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was actually the inspiration for this article. By the way, everything in this article is alleged and parody, these are some litigious bitches and I don’t need them shaking me down for money. Anyway, Jerry’s court case was settled today for an undisclosed amount of money with undisclosed terms. Allegedly, all of this was from Jones’s breach of contract in child support and other bullshit. The Cowboys’ owner has apparently paid over $3 million dollars in support and lump sums to the kid since the 90s, not including the NDA price to the mother, Cynthia, for $375,000. What really pisses me off, is the fact that all of these whores keep breaking their NDAs and getting paid for it.
There was no reason for the mother and daughter to come out publicly against Jerry Jones, they did it for clout. They know they’ll make more from a Netflix documentary, now that the child support has finally run out. “Nobody knows the monster he is” and “He abandoned a child”, big quotes and headlines that will be in a trailer in a year or two. These women are useless, the mother was just some whore, but has, and will continue to, cash in on Jerry for the rest of her life. The daughter said on the stand that all she wanted was “fifteen minutes with her dad”, and to get as much attention as his “real family”. More like “15 Minutes” of fame. And he does have a “real family”... it doesn’t include you. Jones should of course have to take care of the child financially (if it is actually his), but beyond that she is just some mistake. It doesn’t mean she is not a person, or does not deserve common dignity and respect, but can you blame her dad for not being thrilled that there’s a walking, talking reminder of his infidelity?
Joe Biden is another victim to this bullshit. His son Hunter may have helped cause this mess, but even still, it certainly didn’t help a presidential campaign to have a bastard running around Arkansas. Hunter got a stripper pregnant during a night of hardcore partying and revelry. For normal people, this would have been a major headache, and an expensive one at that, but not to the level that Joe and his son have been PUNISHED. After the kid was born, and for sometime after, Joe would refuse to acknowledge her existence. It may not be the nicest thing to do from appearances, and her exclusion from the hanging of the grandchildren’s’ stockings during the White House Christmas party was bold, to say the least. But who cares? No one knows if this woman had preyed on a drug-addled Hunter Biden during his most vulnerable moments. At the time, he was the former Vice President’s son and if she knew that, she had everything to gain and nothing to lose. She was just some slut from one of the poorest states in the union, and Hunter is a meal ticket. A conduit to a better life with just a hot load fired her direction. Now she’s writing a tell-all, whatever the fuck that means. God only knows how she plans to write 300 pages about that one time she fucked crackhead.
On the other end of the political spectrum, we have President Trump. He’s been the center of the world’s most popular shakedown. He apparently banged pornstar Stormy Daniels in the 00s sometime, and paid her to keep quiet about it when he ran for president. If I was betting on it, and I don’t know (I say again this whole website is alleged and parody), I would bet Trump probably did fuck her. I mean he’s got the wives and the wallet to suggest he’s not the most sexually moral person. Either way, he’s been treated horribly, and like Jerry Jones and Joe Biden, he’s being punished unfairly. I mean, this one didn’t even pop out a baby, and he’s still paying more than the other two. Stormy, like Jerry’s whore, makes NDAs look less like legally binding contracts, and more like a pedantic suggestion. A pornstar is just a prostitute that can handle their meth better. Why are we supposed to respect her opinions? She doesn’t even deny that it was consensual, she just wanted attention. Don’t worry, she got her book deal.
Once these women finish squeezing out all the money they can from these accomplished men, they go public, simply for the clout. NDAs be damned, the book and movie deals will more than pay for the legal battles, while prominent men have their reputations and families destroyed.
