17 Reasons Why You’re Low IQ
Sam Sykes ~ 12/3/2024
There are several ways you can show the world, or convince yourself, that you have a low IQ. Now, there are quite a few items on this list, and being guilty of a couple may not be definitive, but if they start piling up, it may be time to reevaluate your life. It may be time to accept that you are, in fact, an idiot.
1. Hotels
Excluding people traveling for business and others that can game the system, your average hotel vacationer is unfortunately, low IQ. In the era of VRBO and Airbnb, there is no reason to pay the ridiculous amount of fees for a little shoebox room, when you could be in a full rental property.
2. Water
Drinking copious amounts of water for “health reasons” is hyper-retarded. Three hundred pound chicks love carrying around their huge fucking water jugs and showing everyone how much they can drink. If they are looking for a healthy change they should try portion control, not stomach stretching.
3. 15 Days (plus 4 years) To Flatten The Curve
Who the fuck wears a mask anymore, especially now that we know they never worked in the first place. We still have tons of weird chicks and rich boomer dudes walking around all masked up. I remember a time when it was just Chinese tourists that would wear them.
4. Black and Gay Credentials
This one drives me crazy. You don’t have to talk about how you have a black cousin or gay friend before you share your mildly controversial opinion. If you’re right, you’re right on merit, not because your aunt fucked a black guy.
5. “Teachers are paid too little”
Only said by teachers and low IQers, obviously they don’t understand just how much teachers make compared to other professions. Great benefits, retirement, and raises, for some of the most talentless people alive.
6. What’s Your Sign?
I’ve actually tried to understand what these people are talking about, and it made me think I was the idiot. But then I took a step back and realized, Astrology is just crazy people attempting to make sense of the world without tapping into religion. Incredibly vague and interpretive.
7. “Happy Wife Happy LIfe”
This is reserved exclusively for balding cucks with a beer belly accentuated by a tucked in, unbranded polo style shirt worn in concert with gay hiking boots.
8. Watching Women’s Basketball and Acting Like It’s Good
I can’t believe how many people have been doing this, talking about Caitlin Clark’s skills. I bet 99% of the people that “love” her have never watched a boring as shit women’s basketball game.
9. Watching any Kelce do anything besides play football
The Kelce brothers podcast is just two chimps talking about nothing while indulging their egos while millions of sycophantic retards praise everything they do. Now the tall cunt married to the fat brother is starting some podcast where she can be showered in low IQ love.
10. Aliens
Real or not, can we stop talking about it so much? I don’t think any topic has ever been babbled to death with less evidence than UFOs and aliens.
11. Watching kids movies when you don't have kids
Shrek, Frozen, and Dora are awesome for 8-year-olds because that is who they are for. Only creepy-ass pedos and low IQ adults enjoy watching children’s movies and TV as much as actual kids. It’s fucking embarrassing.
12. Mamba Is Dumb
Even caring about a dude that was paid millions to play with a ball and then had to give over a chunk of it because he raped some chick is some low IQ shit. But even worse is when they actually care that he died and buy into all the memorabilia. “Mamba Forever” is incredibly stupid.
13. Facetiming In Public
Nobody wants to hear your conversations, just make a regular call. Why do you have to see some face lying in bed while you’re doing all your shopping. This one alone may be evidence of a seriously low IQ.
14. Talking About The Weather
It’s what you talk about when you are completely uninteresting. Unless it’s some crazy, once in a generation storm, I think you can shut the fuck up about the rain.
15. “I drink and I know things”
This one is too cringe and retarded to say anything about it, but if you know, you know. Yuck.
16. Oversharing
Oversharing about your personal life to strangers is almost like taking out a billboard and announcing your idiocy. Some middle-aged bald dude mining for pity from complete strangers and telling everyone that his mom is in hospice and his brother is in jail, is very dumb. Bro, keep your problems to yourself.
17. Anime
I’ll put it this way, I know a few people that watch anime, and none of them are even relatively smart. The target audience is low-testosterone morons who need to be overstimulated at all hours of the day as their adderall wears off.
I’m not a doctor, and I’m sort of an idiot myself, but if you are checking more than a couple of these boxes, you should get yourself tested. You might qualify for a handicap space.
