
Mike Leitao
Managing Editor
Mike is best known for being an 18-time World Ostrich Racing champion, who sports an incredible record of 645-1. When he isn’t racing, he spends his free time making owl sounds at his local Target to confuse the old people shopping. Contrary to widely believed rumors, Mike is most likely not an owl.
April Fools' Grades ~ 04/03/2025
Marketing Is A Joke ~ 03/27/2025
The March Madness Special ~ 03/19/25
The Flyers Are Dead ~ 03/13/25
Realign The Combine ~ 03/06/25
Dissecting March ~ 03/03/25
Murder Valentine's Day ~ 02/19/25
A Surprisingly Good Tourney ~ 02/17/25
From The Couch XX ~ 02/12/25
Award Shows Suck! ~ 02/05/2025
The Podcasting Minefield ~ 02/03/25
From The Couch XIX ~ 01/28/25
Deconstructing Racist Casinos ~ 01/24/25
From The Couch XVIII ~ 01/21/25
The Dichotomy Of Philly Sports Fans ~ 01/15/2025
New Year's Aggravations ~ 01/09/2025
From The Couch XVII ~ 01/07/25
From The Couch XVI ~ Mike Leitao ~ 01/01/25
Philly Sports Rundown 12/23/24
From The Couch XV
From The Couch XIV
The PAX Convention
From The Couch XIII
From The Couch XII
Ranksgiving: Top 10
From The Couch XI
From The Couch X
Comcast's Dilemma
From The Couch IX
From The Couch VIII
American Nightmare Mall
From The Couch VII
Black And Yellow Piles Of Shit
From The Couch VI
Bum-Ass Fake Frenchies
From The Couch V
Mad Marketing
From The Couch IV
Burning Coworkers
From The Couch III
Tannen's Magic Shop
From The Couch II
NYC Sucks Balls
From The Couch I
Beauty of Stupidity
NFL vs. NCAA
Senseless Slo-Mo
Kangaroo Blues
Lyles: American Backstabber
Rivalries And Shit-Talkers
Cinema Is Dead, And The Writers Killed It
Baseball Blows
4 Ways To Make Boxing A Top-Tier Sport
Greece: One Step Forward, Two Steps Backward
Nepotism In Sports Blows
Two Great Hates: Summer and The Olympics
Pro Sports Is Scripted and No-Bullshit Sleepers