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Sam Sykes ~ Editor-in-Chief
When Sam isn’t video chatting his grandson, he can usually be found playing Mahjong at the local library. His friends are Ruth, Ethel, and Myrtle. But to be totally honest, Ethel is kind of a bitch and he just hangs out with her because she is married to Rose’s brother.
Mike Leitao ~ Managing Editor
Mike is best known for being an 18-time World Ostrich Racing champion, who sports an incredible record of 645-1. When he isn’t racing, he spends his free time making owl sounds at his local Target to confuse the old people shopping. Contrary to widely believed rumors, Mike is most likely not an owl.
