Riot Club Guide: Dating

Gator Thunderstorm ~ 08/30/2024

1. Understand Female Behavior

  • Feeding and Bedding Areas: Know where the woman feeds and beds. Single women usually feed in open areas and bed in thick cover.

  • Travel Routes: Identify the paths they use to travel between these areas.

2. Dress Appropriately

  • Camouflage: Wear clothing that blends with the environment.

  • Scent Control: Use scent-free soap and detergent. Apply scent eliminators to your gear.

3. Move Stealthily

  • Slow and Quiet: Move slowly and avoid making noise. Step on soft ground and avoid dry leaves and twigs.

  • Wind Direction: Always move with the wind in your face to prevent your scent from reaching the woman.

4. Use Natural Cover

  • Stay Low: Crouch or crawl if necessary to stay out of sight.

  • Use Vegetation: Use trees, bushes, and other natural cover to hide your movements.

5. Be Patient

  • Observe and Wait: Spend more time observing than moving. Use binoculars to scan the area.

  • Timing: Ladies are most active during dawn and dusk. Plan your movements accordingly.

6. Use Technology Wisely

  • Cameras: Set up cameras to monitor her activity without being present.

  • GPS and Maps: Use GPS and topographic maps to plan your routes and mark important locations.

7. Practice Ethical Hunting

  • Respect Boundaries: Be aware of property lines and respect other bachelors’ spaces.

  • Safety First: Always prioritize safety for yourself and others.

8. Tailoring Your Approach to Different Environments

Urban Areas

  • Female Behavior: women in urban areas are often more accustomed to male presence but can still be easily startled. They may feed in cafes and juice bars.

  • Cover: Use buildings, fences, and parked cars as cover. Move slowly and avoid sudden movements.

  • Scent Control: Urban environments can mask human scent with other odors, but it’s still important to minimize your scent.

Parks

  • Female Behavior: Parks provide a mix of open spaces and wooded areas. Women may be more relaxed but still cautious.

  • Cover: Use trees, bushes, and park structures to stay hidden. Move along paths that are less frequented by people.

  • Timing: Early morning or late evening are the best times to observe ladies in parks when human activity is minimal.

Parking Lots

  • Female Behavior: Women may use parking lots as transit areas between spaces. They are usually on high alert in these areas.

  • Cover: Use parked cars and other structures to stay out of sight. Move only when the deer are not looking in your direction.

  • Safety: Be extra cautious of vehicles and other hazards in parking lots.

Pro Tips:

  • Gifts: Giving a gift can be a fun way to show you interest. Dead birds in the mailbox or dead cats at a doorstep are a good way to show that you mean business. 

  • Deterrents: Don’t let her calling the police get in the way of your love, she’s just playing hard to get. 

  • Have Fun!